How is everyone doing these days!? Have you broken your new years resolutions already? If so you are in great company! 😀 I don’t do those anymore, they never last. It’s been pretty cold for Orlando these past few weeks!
Anyways with all the gloom and doom news going on recently I thought it would be a good time for a light hearted article. So I went looking for great barbershop jokes! The good news is, I found hundreds of them.
The bad news is, most are so, so bad! I guess barbershops and barbers are hard to make fun of. The ones I read were really bad groaner jokes that made me stare at my screen in a blank stare. I thought I must be missing the point of what they were trying to say.
But no, after reading dozens of them I could see they are just really, really bad! Like this one: Why did the kid take a ladder to the barber? To reach new heights of style. Or this one: I asked for a trim and got a tragedy.
Yeah no, those are not very funny. I found hundreds of them like that. So I thought I would pick the very best ones I could find and put them here. Along with some good “walked into a bar” and dad jokes. Because bars and dads go great with barbershops!
So in no particular order whatsoever, here are the best barbershop jokes and gags I could find out there. Hopefully you will find some worthy of a chuckle. Plus some related jokes because, why not!
What happened when the hairdresser that was scared of sheep saw 4 in a field?
Baa, Baa, Baa, Baa, Barber ran,,,,,,
So what do you think?
I’ll mullet over and get back to you. Beehive yourself until then.
What do you call a barber who’s always on time?
A cut above the rest!
Why did the barber take a nap during work?
He was tired of all the hair-raising moments!
Life is short, but my haircuts are shorter.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”
I got a really bad haircut last week, but it’s growing on me.
I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before: it just makes cents!
I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Two jumper cables walk into a bar.
One of them says, “We’d like a couple of beers, please.” The bartender says, “OK, but don’t start anything.”
I’m so upset—my barber said he can’t cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.
Haircuts are like first dates: risky, exciting, and often regrettable.
The best haircuts come with humor… and a good hat.
Why do barbers always carry a comb?
In case they need to straighten things out!
How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
I was going to tell a joke about the layoffs, but sadly none of them work.
I threw a boomerang months ago. Now I live in constant fear.
Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The landlord says, “Sorry sir, we don’t serve food here.”
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
Why did the barber bring a camera?
To capture all the close shaves!
Why did the barber go to the bank?
To open a shavings account.
Well there you have it, the best barbershop jokes I could find! Like I said, it seems hard to find good barbershop jokes. The bar and dad jokes worked better. But hey, I tried!
Jokes aside, if you want a good haircut or shave, Conway Village Barber Shop is the place to go. Our barbers are friendly and easy to talk to. Just tell them no barbershop jokes please!!